1. Bulls (33-9): Playoffs shaping up as a Bulls market for first time since 1998. (2)
2. Thunder (31-9): Cleveland loss shows that slow-mo mode can ground lightning-quick Thunder. (3)
3. Heat (30-9): Trying to get Pat Robertson on board as adviser for "The .700 Club." (1)
4. Spurs (26-13): At 2-3 on this homestand, Spurs continually left at a loss for explanations. (4)
5. Magic (26-15): Rest of NBA hopes Magic takes a just-do-it approach to Dwight Howard trade. (6)
6. Pacers (23-14): Reading SI article, one may think Pacers have more balance than Cirque du Soleil. (7)
7. Clippers (23-15): Michael Olowokandi still considered promising last time team won in San Antonio. (5)
8. Lakers (24-16): Barring overhaul, trips to D.C. won't include White House visit anytime soon. (9)
9. Grizzlies (23-15): Obama may take credit for food safety system overhaul, Grizzlies' surge. (11)
10. 76ers (24-17): In 10 years, the legendary Harvey Pollack can scrawl "100" on his birthday cake. (8)
11. Falcons (23-17): Don't hurry back: Joe Johnson returns just in time for loss to lowly Pistons. (13)
12. Nuggets (23-18): "Birdman" Chris Anderson makes a peep with Timofey Mozgov, Kosta Koufos out. (14)
13. Mavericks (23-19): Lamar Odom being cast for lead role in "Mav-wrecks, Part Deux." (10)
14. Celtics (21-18): It won't be long before Paul Pierce, teammates are in wheelchairs for good. (18)
15. Rockets (21-19): Recent losing streak reads like reverse countdown: One, two, three, four, five. (12)
16. Timberwolves (21-20): Ricky Rubio's season-ending injury a downer for NBA's top feel-good story. (15)
17. Jazz (19-20): Up-and-down season more convoluted than MTV's short-lived "The Brothers Grunt." (19)
18. Trail Blazers (19-21): At this rate, Jamal Crawford better served playing for Idaho Stampede. (16)
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